Everyone Gets Divorced

DEAD

adjective

1. a word that describes what happened to your spouse when you’re not in the mood to explain your divorce/separation

Usage:

1. “Where’s your husband?”
   “Oh, he’s dead.”
2. “Where’s your wife?”
   “Well, she couldn’t make it, because she’s dead.”
3. “Are you interested in taking a couples’ cruise in January?”
   “I think we might both be dead by then, but thanks.”