Fun With Euphemisms

It can get old telling people that you’re divorced.  Try having some fun with these clever euphemisms.

  • I’m between marriages right now.
  • We’re doing some matrimonial restructuring.
  • The positions of “husband” and “wife” were eliminated.
  • I’ve been relieved of my marital duties.
  • We decided to take things in a different direction. Away from being married.
  • My husband went to live on a farm with a nice family.
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