It can get old telling people that you’re divorced. Try having some fun with these clever euphemisms.
- I’m between marriages right now.
- We’re doing some matrimonial restructuring.
- The positions of “husband” and “wife” were eliminated.
- I’ve been relieved of my marital duties.
- We decided to take things in a different direction. Away from being married.
- My husband went to live on a farm with a nice family.