We’re Jeanne and Jessica.
Jeanne (L) and Jessica (R).
We’re not experts on getting divorced, but we are experts on joking about it. It’s what our parents would call “being irreverent.”
We first met at The Ohio State University, where we were both avoiding taking math.
We also avoided looking attractive in photos.
We became fast friends and did all the things that friends do. Oh the fun we had, complaining about our boyfriends, complaining about our fiances, and complaining about our husbands.
Jessica, being happy for Jeanne on her wedding day.
As luck would have it, we’re both divorced now.
We also know that, technically, EVERYONE doesn’t get divorced. We’re just saying. You know. It’s not that big a deal. Lots of people do it.
Everyone Gets Divorced 
Oh, how I wish I’d known you both back in your days of complaining. What fun we could have had. And seeing you in your bad picture phase makes me love you both even more.
I heard the leading cause of divorce is marriage
You’re smart. You must be a scientist.
i wish i would have known you guys at ohio state. i was there 98-02. you are funny.
You might have seen us. We were the drunk attractive girls.
damn, i thought I was the drunk attractive girl at osu. i guess i was the ugly drunk then.
Hmm, doesn’t sound like we were there at the same time. I think we’d remember ANOTHER drunk attractive girl. But this is good. Sounds like we’re all drunk AND attractive.
Married: check
Divorced: check
Like this page because all you can do at this point is laugh: check….
Love the page. Awesome!
Brilliantly funny. having not been married but long term relationships, one ending recently, this tickled me. Incredibly touching and humorous. We have to laugh at life, and you girls certainly know how too!
Thanks so much! We have a reputation for touching and tickling. Actually, that sounds like a different kind of website.
LOL … stop it, you! 😀
Can’t stop! Won’t stop.
I’ll be y’alls “go-to” guy for times that you feel like touching and tickling someone, o.k.!! Of course, I do agree with eruditereflection’s comment, as well…great stuff!!
Well You both (Jeanne and Jessica) are crazy i guess. when i just started reading, i thought there must be some painful story but you just made me…….?????.. lol
Your comment made us >>>>++++}}%. USE YOUR WORDS!
You could have described my best friend and I. Yes, we stood up in each other’s weddings, and we are now both divorced.
Married for 35 years, 4 kids, 10 grand kids, one great grand child, She was a 110 pound beauty who became the 250 pound wicked witch of the west.