Warning Signs

Signs That You May Be Marrying the Wrong Man:

  • He picked out the bridesmaid dresses for your wedding
  • Does math ‘for fun’
  • Bakes low-fat cookies
  • Everything he says and does annoys you or makes you angry
  • Pees sitting down

Signs That You May Be Marrying the Wrong Woman

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9 thoughts on “Warning Signs

  1. Don says:

    What’s wrong with doing math “for fun”? Doesn’t everyone do something for fun? Math seems pretty harmless.

  2. Jessica Conifer says:

    Fancytramp… careful… that math fact was kind of fun.

  3. Jason says:

    Peeing sitting down is sooooooo much cleaner, unless you love having a dirty, pissy smelling bathroom!

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