Things That Went Wrong At Your First Wedding:
1. Ran out of the best hor d’oeuvres too early.
2. Married some dummy.
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Things That Went Wrong At Your First Wedding:
1. Ran out of the best hor d’oeuvres too early.
2. Married some dummy.
Everyone Gets Divorced 
LMAO are we listing things that went wrong at our first wedding (leaving our second weddings for another time?)
1. Blizzard and caterer threw food in pans and left on table
2. He and his whole family showed up.
i got up that day lol
i like #2also
I especially like #2. 😁
It happens.
1. He was there.
2. His mom was there.
Otherwise, it was perfect.
I can handle #2, but #1? Yep…totally have to agree.
Yes, a lot of our weddings were really great except for those couple minor details.
1. I showed up.
2. It was legal.
Ugh! I know. My greatest regret is showing up. Oh, to be a runaway bride… Maybe next time.
1. The bride was 30 minutes late.
2. I was too dumb to read the tea leaves and recognize the universe’s attempt to send me a message.
3. The finger food was a bit low-class.
P.S. She was also “late” before I proposed, but that whole ‘situation’ conveniently cleared itself up immediately afterward.
1. Her entire sorority showed up.
2. Her lawyer gave her away.
3. She sprung a prenup on me during the service.
Are you the ex of one of the bloggers?
Things that went wrong:
1. not nearly enough booze
2. not nearly enough booze
Well said.