You know when things aren’t going well in your marriage. But sometimes it’s hard to face it. And people don’t always say what they mean. That’s why we’ve created this handy decoder. Use it. Trust it.
When they say: “I think we should take a break.”
They mean: “I want a divorce.”
When they say: “I don’t think we should buy that house.”
They mean: “I want a divorce.”
When they say: “I’m just not sure what I want in life.”
They mean: “I want a divorce.”
When they say: “Our son really doesn’t look anything like me.”
They mean: “I want a divorce.”
When they say: “You don’t like spaghetti???”
They mean: “I want a divorce.”
When they say: “I feel like you aren’t happy anymore.”
They mean: “I’m not happy anymore. And I want a divorce.”
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I love that it’s tagged “spaghetti” and “taking a break” LOL
How about “If it wasn’t for you and the kids I’d be traveling he world and might be a famous musician by now?” that one means “Jesus what do I have to say to finally make you realize I’m an asshole and divorce me??”
Here’s another one:
When they say: “I’m opening up a new bank account for tax reasons”
They mean: “I want a divorce.”