Decoding Your Spouse

You know when things aren’t going well in your marriage.   But sometimes it’s hard to face it.  And people don’t always say what they mean.  That’s why we’ve created this handy decoder.  Use it.  Trust it.

When they say: “I think we should take a break.”

They mean: “I want a divorce.”

When they say: “I don’t think we should buy that house.”

They mean: “I want a divorce.”

When they say: “I’m just not sure what I want in life.”

They mean: “I want a divorce.”

When they say: “Our son really doesn’t look anything like me.”

They mean: “I want a divorce.”

When they say: “You don’t like spaghetti???”

They mean: “I want a divorce.”

When they say: “I feel like you aren’t happy anymore.”

They mean: “I’m not happy anymore.  And I want a divorce.”

Advertisements
Tagged ,

2 thoughts on “Decoding Your Spouse

  1. Jessica Conifer says:

    I love that it’s tagged “spaghetti” and “taking a break” LOL
    How about “If it wasn’t for you and the kids I’d be traveling he world and might be a famous musician by now?” that one means “Jesus what do I have to say to finally make you realize I’m an asshole and divorce me??”

  2. John says:

    Here’s another one:

    When they say: “I’m opening up a new bank account for tax reasons”

    They mean: “I want a divorce.”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: