Holidays: Tips For Coping

In your post-divorce life, holidays can be rough. Here are some tips for coping with the holiday blues.

HALLOWEEN:

Eat a lot of chocolate.

THANKSGIVING:

Try giving thanks because you have a second chance at happiness. And if that doesn’t work, eat a lot of mashed potatoes.

CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH:

Start some new traditions. Like eating mashed potatoes.

NEW YEAR’S EVE:

Eat some mashed potatoes?

VALENTINE’S DAY:

Eat the free samples of chocolate-dipped strawberries they’re giving out at the grocery store, because, come on, you’re not made of money.

EASTER:

Eat SO MUCH chocolate followed by a sensible portion of mashed potatoes.

FLAG DAY:

Enjoy flags like you always have.

All you need is flag.

 

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3 thoughts on “Holidays: Tips For Coping

  1. Andrew Moore says:

    I wasn’t allowed to love flags before. But now I’m free to love them again!

    • fancytramp says:

      That is fabulous news. We encourage you to take advantage of your new situation by branching out and loving some new flags you might not have considered before. Like the flag of Qatar, which we just recently learned was a real country.

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