In your post-divorce life, holidays can be rough. Here are some tips for coping with the holiday blues.
Eat a lot of chocolate.
Try giving thanks because you have a second chance at happiness. And if that doesn’t work, eat a lot of mashed potatoes.
Start some new traditions. Like eating mashed potatoes.
NEW YEAR’S EVE:
Eat some mashed potatoes?
Eat the free samples of chocolate-dipped strawberries they’re giving out at the grocery store, because, come on, you’re not made of money.
Eat SO MUCH chocolate followed by a sensible portion of mashed potatoes.
Enjoy flags like you always have.