Things That Went Wrong At Your First Wedding: A List

Things That Went Wrong At Your First Wedding:

1. Ran out of the best hor d’oeuvres too early.

2. Married some dummy.

15 thoughts on “Things That Went Wrong At Your First Wedding: A List

  1. samantha says:

    LMAO are we listing things that went wrong at our first wedding (leaving our second weddings for another time?)
    1. Blizzard and caterer threw food in pans and left on table
    2. He and his whole family showed up.

  2. Martha Sanderson says:

    I especially like #2. 😁

  3. Bea says:

    1. He was there.
    2. His mom was there.

    Otherwise, it was perfect.

  4. Jessica Conifer says:

    1. I showed up.
    2. It was legal.

  5. Mark Burns says:

    1. The bride was 30 minutes late.
    2. I was too dumb to read the tea leaves and recognize the universe’s attempt to send me a message.
    3. The finger food was a bit low-class.

    P.S. She was also “late” before I proposed, but that whole ‘situation’ conveniently cleared itself up immediately afterward.

  6. Smplefy says:

    1. Her entire sorority showed up.
    2. Her lawyer gave her away.
    3. She sprung a prenup on me during the service.

  7. AC says:

    Things that went wrong:

    1. not nearly enough booze
    2. not nearly enough booze

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