Everyone Gets Divorced

It can get old telling people that you’re divorced.  Try having some fun with these clever euphemisms.

• I’m between marriages right now.
• We’re doing some matrimonial restructuring.
• The positions of “husband” and “wife” were eliminated.
• I’ve been relieved of my marital duties.
• We decided to take things in a different direction. Away from being married.
• My husband went to live on a farm with a nice family.