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PERFECT

adjective

1. Seemingly normal and occasionally happy.
2. Horrible.
3. The way every couple in the history of the world has been described by someone at some point.

Usage:

1. “Mitch and Corey are so perfect for each other.”
2. “I love how Mitch and Corey have nothing in common–they’re a perfect couple.”
3. “I don’t know Mitch and Corey, but I once saw a picture of them where they were both sort of smiling.  Seems like the perfect relationship.”