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Warning Signs

Signs That You May Be Marrying the Wrong Man:

  • He picked out the bridesmaid dresses for your wedding
  • Does math ‘for fun’
  • Bakes low-fat cookies
  • Everything he says and does annoys you or makes you angry
  • Pees sitting down

Signs That You May Be Marrying the Wrong Woman

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