Why People Cheat
1. Low self-esteem.
2. Just to prove that they can.
3. Because they play those video games where people cheat.
5. Because they don’t feel attractive.
6. Because they feel so attractive they just want to share it with the world.
7. Because humans aren’t meant to be monogamous.
8. Because there was a Groupon for cheating.
9. So they could drive in the carpool lane.
10. Because they are a pumpkin eater.
If I were to ever cheat, it would be #6.
Amen, Andy. this might have been you, if you hadn’t gotten out.