While we can never REALLY know which marriages will stand the test of time and which ones won’t, studies have shown that the presence of certain factors can help predict the likelihood of divorce. It’s a complicated analysis of things like the age at marriage, cohabitation status, level of education, income, social and religious values, and some other boring stuff.
We’ve gone ahead and simplified it.
Here are 2 simple predictors that your marriage is more likely to fail:
1. At the time of marriage, you are not of legal drinking age.
2. At the time of marriage, you are of legal drinking age and you are too drunk to walk down the aisle.
Definitely too young and probably too drunk.
Everyone Gets Divorced 