An Ex By Any Other Name

Do you ever get tired of saying “ex-husband” or “ex-wife?” It’s so boring, isn’t it? Well, we think it is. That’s why we came up with some good alternatives. Use them. Expand your vocabulary. It’s fun and it amuses us.

  • Former mate
  • One-time spouse
  • Temporary companion
  • Short-lived husband
  • Makeshift wife
  • Partial life partner
  • Ex-roommate

12 thoughts on “An Ex By Any Other Name

  1. Jillian says:

    you guys freaking kill me

  2. Jessica C says:

    my previous victim– my ex would appreciate that one šŸ˜›

  3. Margaret says:

    Trial husband? For Promotional Purposes Only Spouse? Limited Engagement Life Partner?

  4. Stephanie says:

    I call my ex “wasband” or “A.H.” (for @$$hole)

  5. Hannah Saders says:

    the Thing

  6. Jessica C says:

    a friend calls hers her “hasband”

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