Everyone Gets Divorced

There are a lot of really boring and unappealing books about divorce. We would never read these books. But here are some books that, if they existed, would probably be more entertaining.

• Chewing Gum and Other Suitable Replacements for a Spouse
• Eating Pizza For One
• Dissolving Your Marriage: Just Add Gin!
• Cloudy With A Chance of Divorce Showers
• One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Divorced Fish
• The Divorced Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
• The Seven Habits of Highly Divorced People
• Eat, Drink, Love (to eat frozen pizza)
• Extremely Loud and Incredibly Divorced
• Tales of a 4th Grade Divorcee

They sound good, right?  Personally, I’d love to curl up in bed on a rainy day with Tales of a 4th Grade Divorcee.  I bet it really puts things in perspective.