Everyone Gets Divorced

RAGS

noun

1. Any lingerie purchased for wedding day/night.
2. Any lingerie purchased for pretty much the duration of your failed marriage.

1. Someone else: “What’s in this box?”  You: “Don’t open it! It’s full of rags!  Here. I’ll just burn them.”
2. “I’m almost done with my spring cleaning. I just need to burn this disgusting box of rags.”

I guess I’ll just donate these rags to that high school’s car wash.