Word of the Day: Rags



  1. Any lingerie purchased for wedding day/night.
  2. Any lingerie purchased for pretty much the duration of your failed marriage.
  1. “What’s in this box?”  “Don’t open it! It’s full of rags!  Here. I’ll just burn them.”
  2. “I’m almost done with my spring cleaning.  I just need to burn this disgusting box of rags.”
everyone gets divorced

I guess I’ll just donate these rags to that high school’s car wash.


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