Word of the Day: Rags

RAGS

noun

  1. Any lingerie purchased for wedding day/night.
  2. Any lingerie purchased for pretty much the duration of your failed marriage.
Usage:
  1. Someone else: “What’s in this box?”  You: “Don’t open it! It’s full of rags!  Here. I’ll just burn them.”
  2. “I’m almost done with my spring cleaning. I just need to burn this disgusting box of rags.”
everyone gets divorced

I guess I’ll just donate these rags to that high school’s car wash.

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