Do you ever get tired of saying “ex-husband” or “ex-wife?” It’s so boring, isn’t it? Well, we think it is. That’s why we came up with some good alternatives. Use them. Expand your vocabulary. It’s fun and it amuses us.
- Former mate
- One-time spouse
- Temporary companion
- Short-lived husband
- Makeshift wife
- Partial life partner
- Ex-roommate
Everyone Gets Divorced 
you guys freaking kill me
my previous victim– my ex would appreciate that one 😛
I like the implication. Who knows what the toll will ultimately be?
Trial husband? For Promotional Purposes Only Spouse? Limited Engagement Life Partner?
All good. You’re the winner.
I call my ex “wasband” or “A.H.” (for @$$hole)
I’ve never heard “wasband.” That’s good.
the Thing
a friend calls hers her “hasband”
Another great one! I wonder if there are any good ones for wife…
ex-strife?
That’s good.