Whether you’re happily married, happily divorced, or something in between, you have no real use for a wedding dress after the wedding. But what are you supposed to do with it? Here’s a flow chart. Listen to the flow chart. Because if you have a question that a flow chart can’t answer, we don’t want to hear it.
Everyone Gets Divorced 
I think the thing that is hard to remember about our imaginary future daughters is that, much like us, they will not think their mothers are icons of style to be emulated. Also much like us (except you, Jeanne), they will enjoy buying themselves new dresses…
I’m going to force my daughter to wear sweatpants.