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Art Therapy

Sometimes when a kid has parents who are going through a divorce, the adults in his life decide that he might benefit from art therapy. What is art therapy, you ask?  By one definition, it is: the therapeutic use of art making, within a professional relationship, by people who experience illness, trauma or challenges in living, and by people who seek personal development. Through creating art and reflecting on the art products and processes, people can increase awareness of self and others cope with symptoms, stress and traumatic experiences; enhance cognitive abilities; and enjoy the life-affirming pleasures of making art.

Using our own definition it is: the third most fun type of therapy for children after candy-eating therapy and playing video games therapy. We know, we know. You probably think this is dumb. But that’s only because every art teacher you ever had in school was a stupid jerk. Just like the librarians. But if you really think about it, maybe there are benefits to a kid getting out some feelings by putting crayon to paper. This got us thinking: if kids can do it, why can’t we? As adults, we are much better at drawing than stupid kids are! So we decided to try some art therapy ourselves.

Jeanne’s Art

What I'd like to say about my art: I wanted to draw an angry bear, so I did. I wasn't really sure why. In the end, I think the bear represents me.  There's also a bird. The bird is just a bird, though.

What I’d like to say about my art: I wanted to draw an angry bear, so I did. I wasn’t really sure why. In the end, I think the bear represents me. There’s also a bird. The bird is just a bird, though.

Jessica’s Art

What I'd like to say about my art: My ex husband was actually much taller than me, and he never wore hats.

What I’d like to say about my art: My ex-husband was actually much taller than me, and he never wore hats.

The Verdict: We don’t feel any different at all. But we did completely waste three minutes of our lives.

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Divorce Is Not an Option for Lady Gaga

divorce is not an option

If a celebrity doesn’t make this declaration at least once a decade, they will actually wither and die.

As we all know, celebrities are amongst the wisest people on the planet.   Lady Gaga is, quite possibly, the wisest of them all. That explains how she knows that divorce is not an option for her. Even though she’s not married. Read about it here.

We were so inspired by her beautiful, wonderful logic that we decided to capture it in comic strip form.

lady gaga divorce

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Divorce Haikus

When you’re going through a divorce, or any breakup, you’re probably going to have a lot of feelings. You could write in a journal. And we’ve already talked about the healing properties of divorce art. But it’s much easier and sillier to write a haiku. It’s like poetry for the supremely lazy person!

Here are some examples to get you started.

Ex-husband’s new wife:
Might be younger and thinner
But God, is she dumb.

Dear Alimony,
Why are you called that? Should be
All-of-his-money

We had our good days
For example, this one time…
On second thought, no

True, I said “I do”
And lots of people heard me.
Guess what? I don’t care.

You are so lucky
I was ever seen with you
Ludicrous haircut

You were so boring
So boring boring boring
Yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn

Try writing some of your own if you have 30 seconds to spare. It’s fun!

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