Here at EGD we make it a rule not to work on holidays. We also make it a rule not to work on random weekdays, almost every weekend, and for our birthday months. As our American fans know, today is Columbus Day. Some of you might have the day off from work. We do too! (Confession: we’re both unemployed.)
But this Columbus Day, we’re breaking all of our non-working rules. Columbus Day rules were made to be broken. Not at all like Flag Day. Flag Day rules are sacred and important and we have them for a reason.
Because it’s a holiday, I’m going to give you a little inside look at how Everyone Gets Divorced operates. I (Jessica) wake up in the morning and drink a Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi. Why? Because I love caffeine and hate being fat. Then I talk to Jeanne on g-chat (we’re too technologically advanced for “telephones”) and we say to each other “Hey, should we do a blog today?” Usually we conclude that we should watch TV and eat snacks instead. But sometimes we feel guilty about only watching TV all of the time, or we feel too fat for snacks, so we do a blog anyway. Lately we’ve been extremely bad at blogging because SOME PEOPLE (Jeanne) decided to take a break from all the not working to go on a European vacation, But today I felt we needed to blog. And yet, what to say on this special day? I decided to give you a peek inside at the inner workings of EGD. So here is our actual conversation, expertly copied and pasted, discussing today’s blog:
Jessica: we’re probably going to have to blog again one day.
But I can’t bring myself to think about it.
Jeanne: i know
i can’t do it now….and it’s a holiday
Jessica: let’s just post a picture of christopher columbus and call it a day.
Thanks for the laughs.. also this was my daughters 18th bday .. and Dt. Wild Cherry Pepsi ROCKS! 🙂
Glad you liked it. And yes, it’s the nectar of the gods.