Internet Breakup Lingo

Even the best of us tend to be pretty insufferable when going through a big breakup. You feel like no one in the history of the world has ever felt the pain that you’re feeling and for that reason, you find yourself utterly fascinating. You want to talk about it. You want to text about it. You want to sing about it. (Right, Gotye?) And you want to gchat about it. And that’s fine. For a little while. (After more than a little while, your friends will start avoiding you.) But until then, here’s a helpful guide to talking about your breakup in internet lingo.

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One thought on “Internet Breakup Lingo

  1. Why do we need to be called divorced, can't we just go back to single? says:

    You girls are HILARIOUS. I read this post 2 days ago and I’m still ROFL on the DOTC. First time I’m laughing about my divorce. (I’m pathetic, what can I say!) Wanna hit happy hour sometime?

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