Everyone Gets Divorced

TRIAL MARRIAGE

noun

1. A marriage that lasted fewer than five years.
2. A marriage greater than five years, but that was intended as a warm-up.

1. My dress is ivory this time. I wore white at my trial marriage.
2. Did you hear? Katie Holmes is ending her trial marriage to Tom Cruise.
3.  “Have you been married before?” “Well, yes, technically, but it was really more of  a trial marriage.”