Maybe, before going your separate ways, you and your soon-to-be-ex will have a civilized discussion where you sit down and calmly lay out a fair and logical plan to evenly divide all of your mutual possessions.
But more likely, you will have a series of very awkward and uncomfortable discussions that suddenly erupt into arguments over items you didn’t even know you had in the first place. You and your spouse have probably been arguing about lots of things for quite some time. Why stop now?
Well, you won’t.
Using science, we created this pie chart to illustrate what divorcing couples care the most about.
I wish you had posted this before we went to arbitration last August. It would have been cheaper to just buy new grapefruit spoons.
I wish we had too. At least others can learn from our mistakes.
No doubt. Massive explosion shook the Nation when I asked for the bed and the Bearded Dragon!
Oh sure, bearded dragons are probably the 6th most leading cause of arguments.
Yeah ikr? But HE BOUGHT IT… its not my fault the thing likes me better 😉