Breakups are tough. You’ve been part of a couple for a long long time, and now you’re not. It’s only natural to feel lonely at times. Well, we hate nature. That’s why we’ve come up with some tips on filling the void that your ex has left.
At dinner
Go to dinner with someone who annoys you.
On vacation
Vacation with someone who annoys you.
At parties
Find someone who will stand next to you. While being annoying.
At brunch
Go to lunch with someone who annoys you. Also, stop eating brunch. It’s stupid.
In bed
Get a body pillow.
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Wouldn’t that be a headache? By the way, I really want you guys to join me and partner with me. Please get back to me.