Filling the Void

Breakups are tough. You’ve been part of a couple for a long long time, and now you’re not.  It’s only natural to feel lonely at times.  Well, we  hate nature.  That’s why we’ve come up with some tips on filling the void that your ex has left.

At dinner

Go to dinner with someone who annoys you.

On vacation

Vacation with someone who annoys you.

At parties

Find someone who will stand next to you.  While annoying you.

At brunch

Go to lunch with someone who annoys you. Also, stop eating brunch. It’s stupid.

In bed

Get a body pillow.

 

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One thought on “Filling the Void

  1. Wouldn’t that be a headache? By the way, I really want you guys to join me and partner with me. Please get back to me.

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