Jessica is a once-divorced lawyer with an advanced degree in cyber bullying.
Jessica wants you to get to know her through pictures:
This is Jessica as a child. She’s the less masculine looking one. (On the left.)
Jessica wanted to post this picture to brag about how strong she is.
This is Jessica in the winter.
This is Jessica in the summer.
This is Jessica celebrating her birthday.
These are Jessica’s favorite fashion accessory.
This is when Jessica found herself to be the most tan/blondish.
And she is so pretty.
Great site, Jessica! I almost wish that I wasn’t so happy about my almost complete divorce so that I could offer up some fodder for your denuptial cannon. Keep it coming!
Well, I have a suggestion. How about your next blog be suggestions for denuptial/demarital vows? Would you write for us a mantra to serve as a banner around which we can rally?
Denuptial vows is a great idea. As for a mantra, what’s better than “Everyone Gets Divorced”?
Jessica is an actual lawyer now.
Divorce lawyer? lol