Built For One

After a breakup, it’s natural to feel like you’re the odd man out.  Everywhere you look, couples are holding hands, sharing milkshakes, and riding tandem bikes.  But it’s important to remember, there are still a lot of things that are best enjoyed solo.

THINGS THAT ARE PRIMARILY BUILT FOR ONE:

  • MOST bicycles
  • A full-sized bed
  • Bathtub
  • Segway
  • Loveseat (ironic!)
  • A bottle of wine
  • Any frozen entree that purports to be a meal for 2
  • Bottle of gin
Everyone Gets Divorced

You're supposed to share this? Right. And I'm only going to eat 1/3 of this frozen pizza.

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One thought on “Built For One

  1. A girl after my own heart! Especially the “love seat.” Seriously.

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