Bad Reasons to Get Married:
- It’s just what people DO at your age
- You’ve been dating the same person for x years and people want to know when you’re going to get married
- Because you’re already practically married, so what’s the difference?
- Because you found the perfect wedding dress and it looks really good on you
- Because your younger sister/younger brother is already married
- To get health benefits
- To get a toaster oven (you already have one, but like, a nice toaster oven)
- To get matchbooks with your name on them
Good Reasons to Get Married:
- Green Card
- Actually, that toaster oven one wasn’t so bad, was it?
Everyone Gets Divorced 