Reasons to Get Married: A List

Bad Reasons to Get Married:

  • It’s just what people DO at your age
  • You’ve been dating the same person for x years and people want to know when you’re going to get married
  • Because you’re already practically married, so what’s the difference?
  • Because you found the perfect wedding dress and it looks really good on you
  • Because your younger sister/younger brother is already married
  • To get health benefits
  • To get a toaster oven (you already have one, but like, a nice toaster oven)
  • To get matchbooks with your name on them

Good Reasons to Get Married:

  • Green Card
  • Actually, that toaster oven one wasn’t so bad, was it?

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