Reasons to Get Married: A List

Bad Reasons to Get Married:

It’s just what people DO at your age
You’ve been dating the same person for x years and people want to know when you’re going to get married
Because you’re already practically married, so what’s the difference?
Because you found the perfect wedding dress and it looks really good on you
Because your younger sister/younger brother is already married
To get health benefits
To get a toaster oven (you already have one, but like, a nice toaster oven)
To get matchbooks with your name on them

Good Reasons to Get Married:

Everyone Gets Divorced