1. You feel like wearing pants that are not of the “sweat” variety.
2. You’re craving brunch.
3. You’ve watched everything on Netflix.
4. You’ve reached the limit on cats permitted in your apartment and you’re still lonely but you don’t really care for reptiles.
5. You purchased a ‘buy one get one’ Groupon for gelato.
6. You’re in the mood to play an awkward round of miniature golf with someone you hardly know.
7. You started dating before your divorce.
God, brunch is dumb.
Everyone Gets Divorced 
More bacon.
My very first date after my divorce, just last week, was (no joke) mini golf.
Ha! Of course it was.