About Jessica

Jessica is a once-divorced lawyer with an advanced degree in cyber bullying.

Jessica wants you to get to know her through pictures:

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This is Jessica as a child. She’s the less masculine looking one. (On the left.)

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Jessica wanted to post this picture to brag about how strong she is.

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This is Jessica in the winter.

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This is Jessica in the summer.

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This is Jessica celebrating her birthday.

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These are Jessica’s favorite fashion accessory.

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This is when Jessica found herself to be the most tan/blondish.

6 thoughts on “About Jessica

  1. Hello, My name is Dean says:

    And she is so pretty.

  2. Mark Burns says:

    Great site, Jessica! I almost wish that I wasn’t so happy about my almost complete divorce so that I could offer up some fodder for your denuptial cannon. Keep it coming!

    • Mark Burns says:

      Well, I have a suggestion. How about your next blog be suggestions for denuptial/demarital vows? Would you write for us a mantra to serve as a banner around which we can rally?

  3. Dean says:

    Jessica is an actual lawyer now.

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