Defense of Other Things

Well, as you may have heard, the Supreme Court struck down DOMA.  To that we say, “Great! Now what are we supposed to do with our powers of defense??” Marriage is obviously a lost cause.  But we’ve come up with some other things that still need defending.

5 Things You Can Defend Instead of Marriage:

Endangered Species:

divorce humor

You’ve probably been so worried about the crumbling institution of marriage that you’ve forgotten all about the Leatherback Sea Turtles and the Western Lowland Gorillas.  The moral fabric of society is a lost cause!  You might as well save some whales instead.

The Ozone Layer:

divorce humor

Remember this thing?  There’s still a hole in it.

Baby Animals:

adorable teacup pig

So tiny.  So… DEFENSELESS.

Brussel Sprouts:

tasty brussel sprouts
Honestly, they’re not bad.

Your Castle:

divorce humor

What? You don’t HAVE a castle? Oh boy. Did the gays take it from you?!

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3 thoughts on “Defense of Other Things

  1. Kim says:

    I am sorry to hear that you are against gay marriage and apparently very closed minded. I’ll be removing my name from your list.

  2. I want to be on the list! Also let’s defend binge TV, smelly old dogs, and Wendy’s Frosties.

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