If you have dogs, and you’re thinking about getting a divorce, you’re probably dealing with a lot of guilt. “What about the dogs?” people will say. Well, worry no more. We’re dispelling some of the most common myths about dogs and divorce.
Myth 1: “Your dog will never forgive you after the divorce.”
Fact: Your dog doesn’t know that you’re divorced.
Myth 2: “Your dog won’t be able to have a healthy marriage in the future.”
Fact: Dogs are not allowed to get married.
Myth 3: “‘Your dog will regress to previous infantile behaviors.”
Fact: Your dog eats poop.
Myth 4: “Your dog will have problems at school.”
Fact: Dogs don’t have to go to school.
Myth 5: “Your dog will miss your ex.”
Fact: Your new boyfriend gives your dog treats, too.”
Myth 6: “Your dog will start overeating.”
Fact: If given the option, your dog would literally eat until he died, regardless of your marital status.